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it's all Israel's Fault, when will you learn?

Wed, 01/04/2012 - 00:08 — Zaphod
BO and BC are doing it too, Blame the Jews.

When will you all learn?  Global warming, shark attacks and even birds falling from the sky.  You know who's to blame don't you?

1372 Companies now EXEMPT from Obamacare

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 02:41 — Zaphod
Obama drinking his Obamacare koolaid

Well, well, well. Isn't this just interesting. You mean that if you can manage to give the democrats some payola you can get your hands on this special "waiver" form, thereby making is so you don't have to buy into Obama's Cuban Style healthcare? Isn't the fact that you're exempting people from having to obey a law.... FREAKIN ILLEGAL?

State of Texas tells EPA to stick it

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 19:21 — Zaphod
Texas AG Seal

Awe, poor itty witty bitty EPA babies aren't going to get to exact their evil ass commie controls over the state of Texas and our ability to generate our own power.

 

Under a little construction and destruction - ZP Update

Fri, 12/30/2011 - 04:07 — Zaphod

First let me apologize for leaving the site down for so long. I got a little side tracked, distracted, depressed, annoyed, pissed off, and now I'm oddly happy again for 2 or 3 seconds. I'm sure I'll be completely upset in a matter of minutes though...LOL

Occupy RAPE Street.

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 04:53 — Zaphod
Welcome to Rape Street Image

What did Nancy Botox Pelosi say about the protests? "God bless them," , "for their spontaneity. It's independent ... it's young, it's spontaneous, and it's focused. And it's going to be effective." I guess she forgot to mention that it's rapin good fun.

member last tea party when we pushed cops off their bikes and called them f-ing Nazis? No?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 03:32 — Zaphod
Photo of OWS protestor knocking Cop off motorcycle

Meeeemmmber? Member getting toasted on some righteous hash then strapping on Megaphones and calling those worthless cops the fucking Nazis that they are. Member acting like you're about to punch one of them while we calling them other names, seeing if we could get one to flinch?

Please remind me again, Who's the first lady?

Mon, 10/31/2011 - 01:52 — Zaphod
Baby want his baa baa

You must forgive me, actually i don't really care if you forgive me or not. I just couldn't pass up on this photoshop opportunity.

Will it hit Obama?

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 23:51 — Zaphod
Look out, pic of space satellite about it hit Obama.

While NASA has been busy kissing Arab, Muslim ass to make them feel better about their math skills, they have apparently already forgotten how to figure out where a dead satellite the size of a freaking bus is going to land. I should preface that. They know it will be landing somewhere on earth.

Like Getting Raped? Move to Chicago!

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 03:09 — Zaphod
Bend over and take it like a man... from a Union.

Did you know that Chicago rates #3 for best places to get raped? That's just after California and Washington DC of course.

Suing Liberals should be Mandatory, and repeated often.

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 01:31 — Zaphod
Photo of Jaycee Dugard

Okay, normally I wouldn't get behind someone suing just for the sake of suing, but in the case of Jaycee Dugard, I'm all for it.

I want to vomit. This could be some potentially serious Dirt on Rick Perry.

Fri, 09/23/2011 - 00:11 — Zaphod
Rick Perry Photo

Unfortunately this ain't no joke. Friend sent me a link to this article that you MUST READ... PLEASE.

Obama's ratings are so low, Kenyans are now saying he was born in America.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 02:44 — Zaphod
Obama Pansy-ism, Attack Watch Logo

First I have to totally cop to something. I stole the idea for the headline from a comment on this video. OMG, who's the libtard that thought conservatives weren't funny?

Is it time to kick Hippies out of the Daycare?

Tue, 08/09/2011 - 23:22 — Zaphod
Hippies showing children how to smoke weed.

You have to ask yourself. There's freedom for our kids, and then there's maybe too much freedom, at least when Hippies are involved.

Thousands of Climate Change Scientists soon to be unemployed!

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 00:11 — Zaphod
Earth taking a bath in fire image.

Now this is just flat out fantastic. I don't want anyone to loose their job, but when it comes to people who've been making a living by screwing us out of our tax dollars then you can piss off and go earn a living now.

Criminal Obama getting desperate, illegally giving ACORN OUR MONEY!

Sat, 07/02/2011 - 16:16 — Zaphod
ACORN, Obamas toy commie soldiers, doing voter fraud like no others can.

Didn't you know. BO is above the law. He's special, he has a butt ugly wife, and has such a stressful life. Was only able to squeeze in a mere 70 rounds of golf since taking office. So.... the laws obviously don't apply to him...

Go buy your Depends Liberals - Glenn Beck is no longer on Fox.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 19:00 — Zaphod
Glenn Beck GBTV logo

I loved all the total bullshit that ABC, CBS, CNN, Media Matter and every other MSM moron was touting about Beck leaving Fox. Why? Because as usual it was a LIE.

No, NO WAY! Democrats have almost destroyed the Economy?

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:54 — Zaphod
Picture of wonderful people destroying out economy, Frank, Reid, Pelosi, Dodd

This can't be. They just want to save the earth. They just want to save you from eating things you're too stupid to know not to eat. And out of the kindness of their hearts they just want you to live in your own house, even if you couldn't really afford the payments. How dare you think otherwise!

Sad, Timmy the Tax Cheat leaving - Rats Jump Sinking Ship Obama.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:34 — Zaphod
Timmy the Tax Cheat Guithner

Such a sad sad day. I had so many ideas for lambasting this little bastard. He can't leave now.

This is probably the best Movie Theatre in the USA. - Alamo Drafthouse

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 19:06 — Zaphod
Alamo Draft House - Best Place to see a Movie Ever.

There are very few things I actually like about living around Austin, TX. It's chock full of sissy boy liberals, and bearded, stinkly hippie chicks. But if I get the urge to watch a movie, drink some beer and eat something that actually tastes like food I do have a place to go.

I could got to jail for a year in TN for this image.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 04:06 — Zaphod
TN reps toss out first amendment in state.

What in the hell are you people in Tennessee thinking? You really ready to bend over and grab your ankles for CAIR and any other commie group that will now be heading for your state?

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