About Zaphod's Planet
Hello and welcome to our web site. The first in a series we hope.
Our job is pure and simple. Erase the liberal brainwashing from that gray matter firmly planted between your very ears. Now if you've managed to do this already, then I hope you find this site helpful for current news and other information that can help us all get this country pointed in the right direction. No pun intended. We're going to say what you want to say yourself in most instances.
This site is also kind of "IN YOUR FACE". Our opinions are our opinions. Like, Progressive Liberals are pretty much Retarded. OMG, he said freaking "Retarded". Take your politically correct ideals and stick them where the sun don't shine. Capeche?
For far too long things have been said far too politely. Here, we won't stand for that bullshit. American is the best country in the world. Period. No other place has created so much wealth and freedom for the entirety of the planet in the history of our little planet. Contrary to what some cadavers in suits, talking to a TV camera will try and tell you.
As we don't have any staff most of what is published on this site is opinion. We will rip apart liberal articles to prove a point, and reference real information to back up what we're saying as much as we possibly can. Sometimes we may be wrong.... we're freaking human okay.
At other times we will completely make crap up. Usually it will be so obvious that most 3rd graders will get it after reading a couple sentences. If you're a progressive you might have a hard time understanding this. Just go light up another dubie and continue to cook your brain cells. You're obviously not using them for what God gave them to you for. We can't save you, only you can.
You should know that as reformed liberals we're like the worst kind of ex-smokers that are nazi's about anyone else still smoking. We're pretty much going to slam the shit out of your stupid points at every opportunity we can. Ad nauseum we will expose readers to what you evil little bastards have been getting away with for far too long. It's easy as hell to see now, especially since we were once just as stupid as you. NOTHING good in life is FREE (except for this site). And no matter how tasty it may be, Kool-aid is very very bad for your brain and livelihood.
Oh.... We will sometimes use "colorful language". Why? Because we need to to keep our heads from exploding. Trying to listen to the vapid, ignorant crap coming out of most every progressive liberals mouth, including Obama's, is kinda like getting your teeth drilled w/o Novocain.
If you're so easily offended, grab yourself by the balls to make sure they're still there, if they are, most likely you'll be okay.
