About Zaphod's Planet

Hello and welcome to our web site. The first in a series we hope.

Our job is pure and simple. Erase the liberal brainwashing from that gray matter firmly planted between your very ears. Now if you've managed to do this already, then I hope you find this site helpful for current news and other information that can help us all get this country pointed in the right direction. No pun intended.

On this site you'll find a mix of satire and real news. Unlike most news sources, we think you're smart enough to tell the difference, while at the same time you might get a giggle while learning some truth.

We're just getting started so we appreciate your patience and we hope you decide to join us in this most excellent adventure.