BO drinking because of Presidential Stress, or to make Michelle look like less of a man?

I know you're all thinking it. Is it the stress of the job he's clueless about, or is it something else?

The mainstream media has spent this first year or so of the royal idiot couple office focused on MO's arms. Why do they focus on those arms? I mean, they almost look like man arms don't they? Now if you happen to be some freak weird dude that's into huge arms and asses, Michelle is your girl for sure. Or do you like women with big feet? Pay attention to the pictures of the two of them. Her feet are bigger than BO's FEET! no no no, let's not look at that, or the radical socialist policies these two morons seem so hell bent on shoving down our throats. Let's not look at Michelle's big ass, big feet or even her "Man Chin".... let's look at her big Man Arms instead. I mean, her eyes look a little too close together for me, and she's got the ass of two women. So why is Obama drinking too much? Who wears the shoes in that family? I know, this is so low isn't it? But if I woke up in bed next to Michelle Obama one morning I'm sure I'd be drunk. You know, like Obama probably is most of the time.... or stoned. And I'd first look over and think, "I'm not gay".... am I?......LOL

And for the serious portion of this little story... BO's boozing too much according to his doctors. Personally I'd need to drink more.