Will it hit Obama?

While NASA has been busy kissing Arab, Muslim ass to make them feel better about their math skills, they have apparently already forgotten how to figure out where a dead satellite the size of a freaking bus is going to land. I should preface that. They know it will be landing somewhere on earth.

This article is almost hysterical if it just isn't a freaking embarrassment. FAA Issues Warning to Pilots to Watch out for NASA's space crap. Sure, if you're in a fast plane you might be able to floor it and get close to 600MPH. But that kind of pales in comparison to the roughly 17,000 MPH that said NASA space crap will be falling out of the sky at. So Pilots... keep an eye out for that 17,000 MPH Bus falling out of the sky sometime soon. Maybe tonight, or maybe tomorrow. We laid off all the smart people (contractors) that weren't the affirmative action hires that still have jobs here at NASA. While we'd like to call those people and figure out where this little ole satellite might fall, that would mean we would have to pay them. If we have to pay them then it will take more money out of our already shrinking budget. And there are lots and lots of insecure Muslims across the planet that we really need to reassure of their math and science skills.

If I were a professional pilot, I think I'd call in sick with a 3 day flu. Would beat the shit out of taking a 6.5 ton hunk of metal flying at 17,000 MPH to the head don't you think? Anyone know the odds of any of this taking out one of BO's teleprompters? When he's not working hard on the golf course, he's talking about working hard in front of a bunch of morons. He must have a speech scheduled, you know we should just give the asshole his own channel on cable. Maybe he'd quit burning so much jet time on our ticket and instead he could just talk all the time. I'm sure he'd love that too. Another Muslim we can make feel good about himself. P.S. You're a total freaking laughing stock now NASA.