
Under a little construction and destruction - ZP Update
First let me apologize for leaving the site down for so long. I got a little side tracked, distracted, depressed, annoyed, pissed off, and now I'm oddly happy again for 2 or 3 seconds. I'm sure I'll be completely upset in a matter of minutes though...LOL
Okay, that didn't take long, I'm totally pissed off again. You see it all has to do with these fun little images I make for the web site, and how all 900+ managed to disconnect themselves from every article I've ever written in this site. You see, it can be rather infuriating when you realize that your super smart move of upgrading the entire site to make it run smoother, only meant that you were going to just screw it all up and down the street, destroy it.... and I'm seeing this yet again damnit. You see when I uploaded this fun little image you see on the right the system didn't automatically generate the thumbnail. Freaking Damn... Son of a Bitch!!!
I was getting all excited too. I was going to turn the site back on just to torture and pressure myself as if missing one of my paychecks in December weren't enough. No, ole Z needs to find yet a whole new way to FREAK OUT.
When I do finally post this and the site is on it means yet this one more new problem has been resolved. Pray for me, I need all the help I can get here. Anyway, once that is resolved I will be going through every stinking article and relinking the images. Once that is done then I'll finally start on the real work.
Adding MORE ADVERTISING!!!!
That's why you came here right? For the great ads right? Like when you watch the Super Bowl. No, that's not about watching a bunch of guys pretend they're back in High School making millions running around a grass field chasing a leather ball. You only watch that for the uber expensive ads right? But unlike the Super Bowl I can only charge like.... maybe a quarter... of a cent for every ad you see. So this new version of the site is all about shoving more advertising down your gullet and making me some freaking money because nobody has written my sorry ass a check for a few million yet. If you wish do to that contact me and I'll take down the advertisements for like 2 weeks or something. So.... more advertising... less content. That's what sells right?
Of course, I could be completely full of shit. I know, it's not like I've ever done that before. Maybe I could be adding more advertising and maybe I could be in the midsts of reworking the look and feel of the site just a bit so it looks a little more cool... so you don't really notice how it's got ten times the number of google ads it had before.
Only time will tell.