Why Register?

Well it's really simple. So we can sell your contact information to every spammer on the planet....LOL. JUST KIDDING! There are several reasons:

1) You'll be able to comment on our articles and information, how cool is that?
2) If you're a conservative believe us it just feels good to get it out of your system. It's time we all let go of the political correctness that has kept our mouths shut for far too long.
3) If you're a liberal you can tell us how we're a bunch of racists, homophobe, right wingers. While you see yourself as somehow mentally superior, you in all likelihood are far from it. Go ahead and try though. In the process you might learn just how cruel and ignorant your belief system is. Maybe you'll be one of the lucky ones that actually has the mental fortitude to finally see how wrong, selfish and cruel you really are. Hell.. I used to be one of you so I know.
4) Because I said you should, All Bow before Lord Zaphod (sounds cool doesn't it).

Sign up now or face immediate deportation to Mars.

-Zaphod